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‘‘Like, Whatever, Dude’’ Now Leading Among Possible GOP Presidential Hopefuls

(UNITED STATES)  —Democrats seem unshakably behind Hillary Clinton being their candidate for president in 2016.   It is no secret that there is an aura of inevitability surrounding Clinton’s chances of being on the ballot next November.  With Republicans, however, it has been a rollercoaster, with so many possible candidates grabbing the voters’ top choices for....

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Bitter Cold Causes President Obama to Freeze in Mid-Bullshit!

(WASHINGTON) —As hundreds of millions of people and two-thirds of the nation’s land mass remain stuck in a brutal, unrelenting arctic blanket that has brought endless snow and bitter temperatures as far south as central Florida and freezing New York’s Hudson River solid, there appears to be a silver lining surrounding the miserable sub-freezing cloud covering much....

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Despite Summit, World Still Plagued by ‘‘Random Angry Unknown Folks’’

(WASHINGTON) —After a highly publicized White House summit on “radical extremism” Wednesday, President Obama concluded that the rash of seemingly endless murderous attacks by “random angry unknown folks” throughout the West and in the Middle East is an immediate threat that must be....

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Bi-Sexual Man Who Beat Himself Up Charged With a Hate Crime

(CHICAGO) —A married father of two has been charged under the federal hate crimes statute after breaking his jaw and nose during a fight…with himself, the Chicago Tribune reported Friday....

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Study: Thinking of Jeb Bush As President Totally Reverses Effects of Viagra!

(VIRGINIA BEACH, VA) —After a long week of toiling away at their jobs and making sure their teenage kids were asleep, Virginia Beach parents Lauren and Daryl Brenton split a bottle of Malbec, Daryl popped the now famous blue Viagra pill and the couple snuggled into their bed for a night of nookie. The Brentons enjoy a healthy....

 

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NYC Mayor de Blasio Still Baffled Why NYPD Hasn’t Saved Him From Home Intruders!

(NEW YORK)  —Hours after controversial New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio placed a frantic 9-1-1 call on Thursday evening, telling police that armed men had broken into his upper Manhattan mansion and tied up his wife and children and were ransacking his home for valuables (while the mayor hid under....

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FINI: France Formally Surrenders to ISIS Following Terror Attacks

(PARIS) —Keeping with tradition, the French people have shown great solidarity and resilience following the shocking Islamic terrorist attack last Wednesday and Friday, the pinnacle being the estimated three-million-attendees at Sunday’s anti-terrorism (aka “Unity Rally”) in Paris.   The French people have vowed not to....

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