"If you ever tell anyone I like Duh Progressive my political career will be over."

- President Obama

NYC Mayor de Blasio Still Baffled Why NYPD Hasn’t Saved Him From Home Intruders!

(NEW YORK)  —Hours after controversial New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio placed a frantic 9-1-1 call on Thursday evening, telling police that armed men had broken into his upper Manhattan mansion and tied up his wife and children and were ransacking his home for valuables (while the mayor hid under....

Read more: NYC Mayor de Blasio Still Baffled Why NYPD Hasn’t Saved Him From Home Intruders!

FINI: France Formally Surrenders to ISIS Following Terror Attacks

(PARIS) —Keeping with tradition, the French people have shown great solidarity and resilience following the shocking Islamic terrorist attack last Wednesday and Friday, the pinnacle being the estimated three-million-attendees at Sunday’s anti-terrorism (aka “Unity Rally”) in Paris.   The French people have vowed not to....

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Santa Claus Beaten By Mob in Ferguson After North Korean Hackers Force Down Sleigh!

(FERGUSON, MO) —Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick was tragically only able to deliver gifts to half of America’s Christians Christmas Eve, after an apparent cyber attack by North Korean hackers forced Santa Claus to land in Ferguson, Missouri, where he was subsequently beaten up by a mob of angry protesters, still raging over decisions by grand juries not to....

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Obama Responds to New York Police Slayings: ‘‘______ _______________.’’

(HONOLULU, HI) —President Obama may be vacationing over 7,000 miles away from the mayhem that occurred Saturday afternoon in New York, where two NYPD officers were ambushed and shot to death in an apparent “retaliation” for the lack of grand jury indictments of White police officers in the deaths Michael Brown and Eric Garner, but that still did not....

Read more: Obama Responds to New York Police Slayings: ‘‘______ _______________.’’

Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) —Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety.   Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over ....

Read more: Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

C.I.A. Apologizes For Not Also Torturing Sen. Dianne Feinstein, Fellow Democrats

(LANGLEY, VA) —The embattled Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) which took a humiliating punch Tuesday by a scathing report from Senator Dianne Feinstein's Senate Select Committee on Intelligence is wasting no time making a peculiar apology in response to the Senate's report, which will no doubt stoke further....

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