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Hillary Clinton Apologizes for Not Being a Lesbian

(CEDAR FALLS, IA) —After enduring ostensibly never ending scrutiny and scandals since embarking on her candidacy for president, presumptive Democratic shoo-in nominee Hillary Clinton was perhaps trying to deflect attention from her and her husband’s seemingly never ending shady past by formally apologizing to the LGBT community Tuesday for not being a lesbian.....

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MSNBC Says Black Cops Charged In Freddie Gray’s Death Are Actually ‘‘White African-Americans’’

(NEW YORK)   —Move over George Zimmerman, you notorious “white Hispanic”, you!   There’s a new sheriff in town, or rather anthropologist, and she knows who’s “white” or a “whiter”−non−White better than even CNN!  The sheriff in question  (and we apologize if using the term “sheriff” is perceived as racist by anyone) is.....

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Funeral Arrangements Underway for Mayor of Baltimore’s Political Career

(BALTIMORE)  —As the city of Baltimore begins healing from riots that occurred following the suspicious death of 25-year-old Freddie Gray after he was being arrested by police, new funeral arrangements are underway, but not for Grey or any victim of the riots, but for the political career of Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings....

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Obama to Allow Illegal Aliens to Literally Ride Into U.S. on Giant Conveyor Belts

(WASHINGTON) —With virtually no public opinion polls agreeing with President Obama’s stance on illegal immigration, the Obama administration issued the ordering for the construction of over eight-dozen giant conveyor belts, hundreds of miles long in many instances, which will literally allow illegal immigrants (aka “undocumented....

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White House Leaves Quotes From Koran In Children’s Eggs During Annual Egg Roll!

(WASHINGTON) —Political correctness run amuck?   An attempt at religious conversion on a most sacred day in Christianity? Or just a cruel joke from some prankster on the White House staff?   Regardless, many attendees of the annual White House Easter Egg Roll did not return from Easter Day at the White House with the fondest of memories this year.   Instead, according to scores of parents and children who.....

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Spoiler: ‘‘Walking Dead’s’’ Season 6 Has Obama the Last to Know of Zombie Apocalypse!

(ATLANTA) —An anonymous source from inside cable’s number one show, AMC’s “The Walking Dead”, has spilled the beans on a bombshell in the pending sixth season.  But even more stunning, according to the show’s leaker, season six does not do President Obama any justice, and thus has thrown the show’s writers, actors and.....

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