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Hopefully Very Understandable Apologies for a Slow Month of July

   Dear Readers,

   “Duh Progressive” again apologizes for another slow month. REASON: In late May “we” realized that June 6th, D-Day, was approaching, which my grandfather had been in, as well as the rest of the European campaign.   Every D-Day I make sure to thank “Pop” for what he did on that day and the days following.   But this year, being the....

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White House Taps Musician Stevie Wonder as New Border Security Czar

(WASHINGTON) —As the nation’s southern borders are being overrun by mostly underage migrants from Central America like never before, provoking growing outcries from the public and Republicans and Democrat political alike to “secure the borders”, the White House hoped to lay to rest all such hostilit....

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Obama on 4th of July: ‘‘Why do we keep celebrating my birthday a month early?’’

(WASHINGTON) —Yes, President Obama has done it again. After last year’s Fourth of July erupted in controversy when an “open mic” clipped to President Obama’s shirt caught him muttering, “I can’t believe I have to give up a good day of golf for this crap!” and other disparaging....

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Non-Gay Americans Celebrate End of ‘‘Go Tell Somebody Who Gives a Sh** Month’’

(BOTON ROUGE, LA)   —Couples, lovers, husbands and husbands and wives and wives gazed proudly at the rainbow flags waving and the tickertape fluttering about during Baton Rouge’s gay pride parade Saturday afternoon, the last Saturday of the....

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Senior Republicans Warn Impeaching Obama Would Violate ‘‘Americans With Disabilities Act’’

(WASHINGTON) —Military vets left to die under V.A. care, giving up key Taliban leaders for a U.S. soldier who deserted his unit, opening the borders to thousands of unskilled indigents from Central America, allowing mass-murdering Islamists to overrun.... 

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Obama Warns Rampaging Islamists: ‘‘Stop…or I’ll say ‘stop’ again!’’

(NEW YORK) —Hell hath no fury like a Barack Obama scorned! And as Islamic militants continue overrunning more territory in Iraq, they got a taste of that “hell” President Obama is prepared to unleash Tuesday if the fiercely–armed “Islamic State of Iraq and Syria” (ISIS) group does not....

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Bergdahl Says No One Ever Told Him ‘‘War Would be Dangerous’’

(GERMANY) —It was only a matter of time: an apparent insider stationed where confirmed U.S. Army deserter and former Taliban captive Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl is being held under tight guard has leaking to the press what Bergdahl is now telling military investigators....

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Bethesda, MD -- Police responded to the scene of a robbery. Officers arrived to the home of 53-year-old Dennis Cselsik after he reported his home, business, and money were stolen. Police promptly informed Cselsik he was living in a county that votes 97% Democrat. Cselsik declined to file charges.

 

 

 

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