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2012: Duh Year In Opinions (from America's greatest minds ;)

Click the images to read what America's most brilliant and Forward Leaning citizens had to say!

(Duh Progressive does not only provide news. We provide deep insights from people who wish to write in expressing their opinions on the events of the day, among other things.  You can also check out our regular "Duh Year In Review" by clicking the link here.)



















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   This past year of 2012 witnessed the greatest rise in readership (by 5 times), with thousands of people visitng per week, and we are most grateful to those who read it and will hopefully make a habit of it.   We thank all those who have helped make this web site as successful as it has been.   But most of all we thank YOU, our readers, for making Duh Progressive the rising satirical and politically influencial site it is becoming.   Thank you so much, and may you all (conservative or not) have a great 2013!


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