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(WASHINGTON) —As the nation’s southern borders are being overrun by mostly underage migrants from Central America like never before, provoking growing outcries from the public and Republicans and Democrat political alike to “secure the borders”, the White House hoped to lay to rest all such hostilit....
Read more: White House Taps Musician Stevie Wonder as New Border Security Czar
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(UNITED STATES) — Proud parents, professors, administrators, and the entire nation once again annually gathered at colleges this past week to celebrate an estimated 2.8 million new college graduates heading off from college and into complete hardship, rejection, unimaginable struggle, ass....
Read more: Nation Rejoices As It Sends Another Batch of College Grads Into Complete Oblivion
(WASHINGTON) —In his first public statements on the shooting rampage that left three people dead outside a Kansas City (MO) Jewish community center and assisted living facility last Sunday, U.S. Attorney General Erick Holder told reporters that due to the alleged motive behind....
Read more: Eric Holder: Motive behind Jewish Center shootings makes victims ‘‘super dead’’
