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Prime Minister Cameron, you have really stepped in it this time.
The conservative British PM took the unfortunate opportunity a few days ago to lambast the idea of multiculturalism, proclaiming it has “failed in the UK.” The man apparently suffers from some xenophobic delusion that not only has intensely compacted immigration left Britain in danger, but the rest of Western Europe is in trouble, too, through endlessly allowing foreigners to move there without ever assimilating to their cultures, sometimes even laws. Cameron also said the failure to assimilate has left many Third World immigrants, particularly young Muslims, feeling like outcasts, and now more malleable to the voices of radical Islam. Well, obviously Mr. Cameron is either completely idiotic or actually wants there to be bloodshed in the world.
On Sunday, August 1st, authorities claim I “allegedly” had some spirits, got behind the wheel of my car, and drove head-on into another car full of Benedictine nuns, killing one of them. Now I am sitting in jail awaiting a hearing in Prince William County, Virginia.
So…Okay, okay, I get it: I’m the bad guy, now, right? I came to this country of my own free will and means, and you all claim I am here “illegally.” Well, I don’t know how any human being could be anywhere on the Lord’s earth illegally, but here I be. And drinking and driving is just as much of the underprivileged Latino culture as Mom and apple pie are to white America’s. And it’s time this country better wake up and realize this.
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