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September 11th to Be Officially Known as ‘‘National Muslim Shut the F**k Up Day’’

The nation’s civilian council on official day-naming responds “in-kind” to the self-pitying “Million Muslim March” this coming 9/11 with its own suggestion on what 9/11 should officially be known as.

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Obama Administration Now Teaching Taliban Fighters Yoga!

As the U.S. is preparing for possible military action in Syria while withdrawing from Afghanistan, the Obama administration is quietly working with the Taliban to help the radical Muslim group ease their violent tendencies and become

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U.S. Health Chief Sebelius: ‘‘There will be no ‘death panels,’ only groups of people deciding if you live or die.’’

While speaking to a group of medical students at George Washington University’s Center for the Perpetuation of Cerebral Disasters, Wednesday afternoon, Sebelius was asked by an Associated Press reporter...

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President Obama to Enter Rehab for Addiction to Vacations!

Obama is suffering from an addiction, the likes of any other drug addict … to vacations. While returning from his latest vacation to Massachusetts’ classy Martha’s Vineyard, the White House announced Sunday that the President will be entering a professional...

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Baseball Player Fired for Having Last Name ‘‘Zimmerman’’

Continuously bombarded by hate mail, protests, and (mostly) a distinct drop in attendance, the Washington Nationals have terminated third baseman Ryan Zimmerman’s contract with the team, citing

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Last Living Resident of Chicago Succumbs to Gunshot Wounds

The nation is reeling today from the tragic news that the last living resident of its third largest city, Chicago, died of gunshot wounds Tuesday night.  Thus, for the first time in American history, a major U.S. city is...

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