(WASHINGTON) — According to White House sources, Barack Obama was stunned and crestfallen to learn over the weekend that he is in fact the head of the United States’ executive branch of...
Less than two days after State John Kerry announced that the U.S. had agreed to a Russian plan to force Syria to give up its chemical weapons and thus avert a military strike, the White House began bombarding the Assad regime with none other than
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Obama is suffering from an addiction, the likes of any other drug addict … to vacations. While returning from his latest vacation to Massachusetts’ classy Martha’s Vineyard, the White House announced Sunday that the President will be entering a professional...
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