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(FERGUSON, MO) —Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick was tragically only able to deliver gifts to half of America’s Christians Christmas Eve, after an apparent cyber attack by North Korean hackers forced Santa Claus to land in Ferguson, Missouri, where he was subsequently beaten up by a mob of angry protesters, still raging over decisions by grand juries not to....
Read more: Santa Claus Beaten By Mob in Ferguson After North Korean Hackers Force Down Sleigh!
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) —Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety. Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over ....
(LANGLEY, VA) —The embattled Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) which took a humiliating punch Tuesday by a scathing report from Senator Dianne Feinstein's Senate Select Committee on Intelligence is wasting no time making a peculiar apology in response to the Senate's report, which will no doubt stoke further....
Read more: C.I.A. Apologizes For Not Also Torturing Sen. Dianne Feinstein, Fellow Democrats
(KHUSHAM, SYRIA) —The annual "presidential turkey pardon" is supposedly dated back to Harry S. Truman in 1947, and has continued since as a quirky, comical gesture of holiday cheer and goodwill on behalf of America's Commander-in-Chief. However, this Thanksgiving has been marred by a scandal only to add to the Obama administration's growing list of.....
Read more: SHOCK: Thanksgiving Turkey Obama Pardoned Now Fighting With ISIS!
