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(OMAHA, NE) —Within moments of hearing that President Obama announce he is going to take "executive action" to make them, as well as nearly 5 million other "undocumented residents" (i.e. illegal aliens) legal residents of the U.S. within a stroke of his pen, 29-year-old Ernesto and Rose Alvarez, 28, said they almost "jumped through their ceiling" with glee at....
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(DANSVILLE, VA) —In a mid-term election season that has gone from looking shaky to grim for Democrats, particularly in the U.S. Senate, President Obama tried calm Democrats' growing fears of losing all of Congress on November 4th Tuesday. During a campaign stop for besieged North Carolina Senator Kay Hagan in Dansville, Virginia (Sen. Hagan has explicitly told.....
(WASHINGTON) —Ordinary citizens left their jobs and stopped virtually all that they were doing Thursday morning, leaving their homes to pick up their children from the middle of their school day as news broke of the pending resignation of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder. Many of those, upon hearing the news of Holder's plans to quit the Department of Justice, bursts into tears and....
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Dear Readers,
“Duh Progressive” again apologizes for another slow month. REASON: In late May “we” realized that June 6th, D-Day, was approaching, which my grandfather had been in, as well as the rest of the European campaign. Every D-Day I make sure to thank “Pop” for what he did on that day and the days following. But this year, being the....
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